Let's say I try and bite you. How much is it gonna hurt? I'm...
Showing posts with label Conversations With Dad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conversations With Dad. Show all posts

April 24, 2011

Get Your Life Together

Conversations With Dad:

Dad: "You car is a mess. Clean it out and get your life together."

Me: "I'm a 30 year old part-time salesperson who lives with my parents. I'd say my life is pretty well put together if the end goal is suicide."


Dad: [Insert unamused facial expression stemming from a combination of disgust and disappointment]



Related Posts with Thumbnails
xanga statistics