OHMIGOSH

You will never believe this, but Shawn just brought home a semi-functioning computer. His work set him up with it a long time ago, but it was all locked up and they only recently got it working for him. The screen is broken and flashes down the middle, but hey, look! I'm on the internet and I am pleased as punch about that. Now if only I had something to say....

Today I feel like I'm so fat that my body is resting on top of itself.

I wish I could saunter. I don't think I'm graceful enough for that.

I'm behind a suby that has a bale of hay and 2 coolers on top of it. Any ideas where it might be going?

Omgsh! The Slim Cessna show was so great that I almost did a live blog.

Happy Birthday to Shawn

Happy Birthday, Shawn! Today is Shawn's birthday; he turns 31. I wanted to take him out to dinner, but he said he's rather wait until the weekend. Yesterday I got him a very impressive telescope from Costco. It's the kind that you can punch in a star or constellation and the telescope points itsself there automatically. He has no idea! Teehee! Also, I am taking him to Rooster Rock State Park (not the nudist colony part) to go to a star gazing event! I hope he likes it!

Work and the Amazing Email

Hi, Internet.

I just wanted to stop by to let you know that work is going great! I am just being my normal, helpful self, and customers are loving it! Our customers get telephone surveys periodically, asking about the service that was proved to them when they came in. So far, all of my customers have given me top ratings. Most recently, a nice woman left some wonderful voice comments about how much she loves me and would refer her friends and family to me. This apparently caught the eye of some important manager of something, who emailed me to say good job.

At first I didn't think much of it. I just thought that people were trying to congratulate and motivate a new employee. Turns out its a pretty big deal to catch his eye. Guess I'm on the radar now; so much for flying low. So far my customers seem pretty happy with me. I'm on lunch right now and I spilled some curry on my shirt. Hopefully that doesn't make anyone change their mind. You know how fickle the public can be.