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April 24, 2011

Get Your Life Together

Conversations With Dad:

Dad: "You car is a mess. Clean it out and get your life together."

Me: "I'm a 30 year old part-time salesperson who lives with my parents. I'd say my life is pretty well put together if the end goal is suicide."


Dad: [Insert unamused facial expression stemming from a combination of disgust and disappointment]



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